Monday, May 27, 2002

Who, Us?-Musharraf is shocked, shocked that India is accusing Pakastan of helping Kashmiri militants. "I want to tell the world and give the assurance that no infiltration is taking place across the Line of Control" sayeth Pervy. Wait a minute, let's assume for the moment that this is William Jefferson Musharraf and take a second look at that statement. He wants to tell the world they aren't sneaking gunnies across, but that wouldn't be true. If he continues to be in public denial, he may be leading his country into its demise, because neither side seems willing to back down. The fungometer (measuring the likelihood of mushroom clouds) has gone up to 25%. "Let's play subcontinental thermonuclear chicken." "Wouldn't you rather play a nice game of cricket?" "No. Subcontinental thermonuclear chicken." "OK."

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