Thursday, April 11, 2002

Quip du jour-“There are only two things necessary in life--WD-40 and duct tape…WD-40 for things that don’t move that should, and duct tape for things that do move but shouldn’t.” -John Ashcroft Edifier du jour-"Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart."-Psalm 37:4 Groaner du jour- Three young bulls were pondering their future. Bull 1-"I want to go to Wall Street and be part of a Bull Market." Bull 2 was a good Catholic-"I want to go to the Vatican and be a Papal Bull." Bull 3-"Nah. I just want to stay in this field for heifer and heifer and heifer." Derb, the heifer jokes have commenced.

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