Tuesday, January 15, 2002

Quip Du Jour- Yonan's Law of Financial Arbitrage-"Free lunches are quickly devoured." Edifier Du Jour-"Humility starts with knowing who you are, knowing who God is, and carefully noting the differences." (I think that's original, but the thought must have been had by others as well) Groaner Du Jour- Giant snail goes into to used-car lot, falls in love with old Chrysler K-car. He’ll buy it if the dealer takes the K emblem off and puts an S on instead. The snail’s paying full sticker, so the dealer tracks down an S-emblem. The tires squeal as the snail happily drives off. Dealer says, “Wow, look at that S-car go.”. Yes, I'm up early.

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