Wednesday, January 16, 2002

Quip Du Jour-"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel"-Samual Johnson (Unless he has African ancestors. Then, crying racism is his last stop) Edifier Du Jour- "God made you special, and he loves you very much."-Bob the Tomato Groaner Du Jour- Guy opens his fridge to find a rabbit sleeping inside. Rabbit sleepily asks, "Is this a Westinghouse?" "Yes, it is." "Good, I'm just westing." I could use a little west, that history of fundamentalists kept me up too late.

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