Monday, January 21, 2002

Quip Du Jour- "Free at last, free at last ... to get a better parking spot-the union gals have the day off." Edifier Du Jour- "The Bible is like a watch- it doesn't say anything unless you look at it."-Max Lucado Groaner Du Jour- Guy's clock isn't quite right; it goes "tick........tick.....tick" instead of "tick, tock, tick, tock." He takes it in to the clock repair place, run by old immigrant. Repair guy looks at the clock and says-"Ve have vays to make you tock."

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